61 keys. 100 voices. You want features, you got features!

In a collection of very very nerdy things, this might be the lamest thing I own.

Guys, this vacuum cleaner absolutely SUCKS! It sucks everything! It’s GREAT!

lovely pair of sturdy dark wood bookcases made of solid wood

This is a fantastic album, but I have it on iTunes and we’re living in a digital age, baby!

But seriously, how great is this packaging even? Well done, Mr. Cross.

This is the first and only thing I ever won by calling the radio

Here’s a bad picture of a bunch of dress shirts I never wear anymore.

These weights weigh 5 lbs each.

This handy little dude plugs in to your cigarette lighter and lets you use it as a regular electric plug. Update: Claimed by my friend Wayland M.

One of the first DVDs I bought, and my favorite movie of 2000.

I’ve still never seen this movie

Why did I keep all these DVDs?!

Superbad? This movie was super good! Or, at least super okay. UPDATE: Sold to Amoeba, and put the money toward a U-Haul to donate stuff to PATH.

Michael Mann’s cinematic masterpiece on DVD for the home viewing experience. I really liked this movie. UPDATE: Sold to Amoeba, and put the money toward a U-Haul to donate stuff to PATH.

Guys, this was so funny! Remember? UPDATE: Sold to Amoeba, and put the money toward a U-Haul to donate stuff to PATH.

On DVD. A great movie, but I don’t need to own it no more. UPDATE: Sold to Amoeba, and put the money toward a U-Haul to donate stuff to PATH.

The William Murray classic as a digital video disk. No special features. UPDATE: Did I say ‘No special features’? I posted a picture of my finger literally pointing out that there are 18 extra minutes in this DVD. If that’s not a special feature, I don’t know what is! UPDATE 2: This digital video disk has been claimed by my friend Meryl H.

I borrowed these DVDs from Vanessa Lopez who really wanted me to watch them.

Why did I buy this? UPDATE: Sold to Amoeba, and put the money toward a U-Haul to donate stuff to PATH.

I won this in a Dead Frog comedy blog contest.

Vengeance is Mine! This DVD is Mine too! But maybe it could be yours!

I still think Spiderman 2 is one of the better super hero movies ever made. UPDATE: Sold to Amoeba, and put the money toward a U-Haul to donate stuff to PATH.

Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made.

A mighty funny DVD.

Can you believe I bought this used DVD for only $14.99? UPDATE: Sold to Amoeba, and put the money toward a U-Haul to donate stuff to PATH.

An academy award winning movie! A space taking up DVD! UPDATE: Sold to Amoeba, and put the money toward a U-Haul to donate stuff to PATH.

I liked this movie, but not enough to own it. UPDATE: Sold to Amoeba, and put the money toward a U-Haul to donate stuff to PATH.

I used to be a die hard Michael Moore fan. I still think what he does is important, but I’m not as big of a fan of how he goes about doing it. UPDATE: Sold to Amoeba, and put the money toward a U-Haul to donate stuff to PATH.

The Jimmy Stewart classic on DVD for the first time!

I legitimately loved this movie. Hey, what ever happened to The Brazilian Job? Is that happening?

My final goal is to get rid of this movie!

I never read this book, but I Eckhart Tolled myself I would.

Required viewing.

Real canvas. Real oil paint. Fake painting.

Real canvas. Real oil paint. Fake painting.

What’s the deal with this book? It’s funny!

Y’all like Theban Plays? UPDATE: Claimed by my good pal Nick M.

Never read it!

Does your car have a CD player? Listen to Abbott & Costello when you drive around with this handy-dandy compact disc!

I designed this, kind of

I borrowed this from Abel, then gave it back

comedy is in caps so you know it’s funny

Some more DVDs that I burned when I was 15. Both great movies… that I can get on Netflix.

Why did I keep this? How long have I had this?! WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME!?!?